Some might already know my dislike towards the budget airlines and especially Ryanair. It’s the whole story of non-existent service and rather ridiculous extra charges for nearly everything. I’m not going to bore you with details and have a rant and rave about it, but fact is that there are some journeys that, unfortunately, leave you with no other option but Ryanair. This little set of instructions will show you my technique of surviving this rather unpleasant experience and is based on my own experiences and proven in practice a lot of times on budget and in fact non-budget airlines as well.
I know there are loads of people that are rather nervous and panicky and are trying to arrive at the airport sometimes even 3 hours before the scheduled departure of a short-haul flight. There’s absolutely no need to do so! If you are at a large airport, at any point of queuing (in this case Security) priority is given to passengers who’s flight is about to depart. That’s why, for example, in LHR you always have security agents shouting out destinations to people in security queues. Now guess what – if it is your destination you get fast tracked.
Bingo! One queue avoided.
Just remember that those security agents shouting out destinations are not everywhere (i.e. STN, LTN), but you can always ask a security agent to fast track you showing that your flight is about to depart.
While (if) you’re queuing at security, it is the perfect time to put all your bits and pieces in the pockets of your jacket (coins, keys, etc.). Don’t do this when standing in front of the x-ray belt – being slow annoys the hell out of everyone else. The ultimate aim is to walk up to the belt, put you bag in the plastic tray, take out the plastic bag with your toiletries (don’t dig it in too deep), take off your jacket, put it in the tray and you’re done.
Couple of notes:
How many times have you seen a massive queue at the boarding gates sometimes 20 minutes before the gate is even open. That is the biggest waste of time ever. Plane is there and there will be a seat for you and trust me – you will get a better seat which will come useful later.
My advise? Sit somewhere with a direct view of the boarding gate (and the queue), read a book or have a glass of wine and as the last person goes through, walk up to the gate and board rather stress-free. Time-wise pay attention to the writings on departure boards vs reality. Very soon you’ll find that:
You might see that in Ryanair flights there are at least 3 front rows which are reserved for – well that’s the thing – nobody actually knows. This is to do with over-booking – all airlines do this. They issue more tickets than there are seats on the airplane. Ryanair has a low number on no-shows so they have to keep some seats aside for the overbooked tickets. There’s also this balance theory which allegedly saves couple of litres of fuel. Proper airlines don’t reserve such seats and would normally upgrade passengers to next available class if the flight has been overbooked and everyone showed up.
Those reserved seats on Ryanair planes will only be used when other seats are full. And if you step on the plane as the last person you stand a big chance of getting one of the front seats. The seat to choose has to be:
Rule of thumb – if everyone is to start walking out, you want as few people in front of you as possible. 2C or 2D are the best choice. and 3C is better then 2F.
So you’re in the front-most aisle seat with hand luggage only and the plane has landed. Main goal is to be the first at security. Especially if you’re flying to a small airport where this might be the only flight landing at the time. Be prepared for the moment the seatbelt signs go off to stand up, grab your bag and head up to the exit which is not even open yet. Now also note where you store your bag. If not next to you then in front of you. I.e. you’re in aisle 4 and your bag being above aisle 6 is not going to work. Remember nearly no one sits in aisles 1-3 so the overhead lockers should be empty. Stick your bag above aisles 1-2 and your’e safe.
There are obviously exceptions like STN where queues at security are always huge and unless you’re crew there is now way to avoid them. Here are some of my record times: TXL – 3 min; LCY – 5 min; RIX – 5 min; BHX – 6 min.
And remember – don’t hold me liable if you miss a flight. This is only a theory that I’m pushing to extreme. But to note I have never missed a flight. Hope this comes useful to some of you fellow travellers.
Note: This post was written by guest blogger Stefan Bagiensky. Stefan travels frequently for both work and leisure.